Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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