he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
