I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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