You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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