We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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