perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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