I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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