I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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