Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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