just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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