Your face is a jimmy john
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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