After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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