Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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