why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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