we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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