normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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