Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
