It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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