i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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