bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
