he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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