She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just google imaged poop.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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