I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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