At least make sure they are 18
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A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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