just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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