anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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