Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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