He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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