Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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