please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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