I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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