If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
