i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize