What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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