Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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