When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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