sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
there is glitter all over my balls
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