he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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