The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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