It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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