Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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