Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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