alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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