I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just high enough for therapy.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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