There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
A+ Viking dick
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