$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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