so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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