it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
soo... how was my night?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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