he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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