There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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