I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Watching her eat just hurts me
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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