your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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