We're facebook friends in real life
My room smells like vodka and shame
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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